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on friday, september 13:
at 11:34 AM,
CWW ranted: | [rant back:
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As you may have gathered from the comic, today is my last day at work.. incidentally its the same for Mike. (yay for goodbye lunches!)
Cheng.
on thursday, september 12:
at 10:10 AM,
Zozo ranted: | [rant back:
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Did you know that a McDonald's hamburger (the el cheapo 89 cent variety) is one of the least fatty foods they have? It's healthier than a chicken sandwich there... of course the burger is mostly bun, but still.
Public Rant WhyIsItPop(Michigan As State)
So you go to Kroger to buy a case of Pepsi. Are you buying:
- soda
- pop
- Coke
This depends on where you are in the country. If you're in Connecticut, it's soda. If you're in Alabama, somehow even Pepsi is Coke. But if you're in Michigan... it's pop. Whyy? According to this guy at CalTech who apparently got bored and decided to research such things, 89% of all Michiganders say pop.
Now maybe I'm the only Michigan resident who thinks this is on crack. Maybe I'm just biased because I much prefer non-snowcovered California, where coincidentally 74% of the people say soda. Or maybe... the whole (well, 89% anyway) state of Michigan is on crack. Apparently Michigan isn't alone in its defiance: Ohio, Minnesota, and Iowa are big on this "pop" thing too. So, for that matter, is all of Canada. Like a scourge slowly creeping across from the North, infecting the Dakotas and Washington, bringing linguistic heresy along with Arctic air masses each year... Don't give in to the Canadians... So be patriotic and call it soda, dammit!
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on tuesday, september 10:
at 11:56 PM,
CWW ranted: | [rant back:
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Strip says it all.
I was thinking of not doing anything for the occasion but that didn't seem right. If you are one of those people who are sick of hearing this... please feel free to move on... Your regularly scheduled slapstick will return friday.
C.
on sunday, september 8:
at 11:34 PM,
CWW ranted: | [rant back:
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In honor of Magritte... and because I'm feeling unusually twisted.... And also in honor of the good ol' fasioned self-referential recursive loop. Ok... beddy bye bye.
--C
at 12:30 AM,
CWW ranted: | [rant back:
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So the comic is 2 days late. BAPSSSCH! It's not as if I haven't been later with my homework.
Anyway, the person talking to "me" in the last panel is Dave. And also I'm supposed to be sitting on a chair. I was just too lazy to draw it.
Ok... nitenite.
--C.
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